Where are you from?
Puposky, Minnesota. Don’t worry, nobody else has heard of it either.
Give us a couple sentences about yourself.
How do you sum up somebody in a couple of sentences? Well, I run. I play the piano. I pretend I’m a writer. I eat a lot of sandwiches. I twiddle my thumbs more than is healthy. I play more Candy Crush than I’d like to admit. I once saw a loon kill three baby ducks. I no longer think loons are majestic animals.
Are you a pirate or a ninja fan?
I have a thing for the ocean, so I’ll have to go with the pirate.
What is your favorite pastime?
Running, playing the piano, reading and twiddling my thumbs.
Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall—over or under?
I came up with this question, but I can honestly say that I’ve never spent one second of my life thinking about it.